Gamasutra Reports that a court has approved the consummation of Square-Enix and Eidos. More of a corporate takeover than a balanced matrimony it may be, this new conglomerate will only strengthen the Square-Enix Empire in ways Eidos couldn’t ever dream of doing alone.

I could make another “Lara Croft gonna get JRGG’d” joke that basically every outlet has made by now, but I’d much rather go with the more sinister “Deus Ex gonna be a JRPG” route. If that series was out there on a psychological level before, man Square has people hired for the sole purpose of creating confusing plot points.